• Kids are fun to write. Why aren’t there more kids in romance novels? Oh…
• Helloooooooo, YouTube.
• What does the fox say? Really creepy horror movie kind of screams, that’s what the fox says.
• Heh. Dogs.
• Wait, I have to pay bills this week, too? Whyyyyyyyyy?
• Yes, I know I shouldn’t hunch over my keyboard, but I wasn’t really thinking about it at the time. Owwwwwww.
• But would all snakes smell the same to a fox? Probably not.
• Ah, Wikipedia, my old friend.
• Writing love scenes when one person is a foot taller than the other is hard.
• Nope, not physically possible. Nope. Yes! Maybe? …but Ollie is not a yoga master. So no.
• Can you reverse-photoshop a picture? Is that a thing?
• Oh, Allie, I feel you on the kid-puking thing.

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